"Once Upon A Time" Review/Recap: “Bleeding Through”
Emma Doherty ‘16 / Emertainment Monthly Staff Writer
Lets start with what’s most important first, shall we? Flowing and ebbing storylines are not always what Once Upon a Time is known for but lately the one thing that’s been constant is the character development. Last week we saw Regina (Lana Parrilla) being welcomed as one of the family and going out to dinner with everyone who matters most. This week the development got more emotional and intricate, but we’ll get to that later.
The episode starts out with Regina looking prim and proper and quite frankly like she’s heading to a gala rather than moseying around on a quiet afternoon, when she opens the door to find a basket of green apples waiting for her (sass and sense of humor is apparently genetic). When Zelena (Rebecca Mader) is happy with her sister’s clear disdain, she poofs into Regina’s house saying she wants to give her sisterly advice but was actually distracting Regina while Rumpel-the-slave-puppet-monkey went to retrieve her heart.
Thats right Rumplestiltskin (Robert Carlyle) arrives at Robin’s (Sean Maguire) campsite that is circled around the thing Regina trusted someone with for the first time since who knows when, and demands that he hands it over. This whole scene was rather confusing because it is still unclear where Zelena’s control over the dark one starts and ends. But that doesn’t matter now because as soon as Rumple threatened his son (and the most adorable child actor on TV), Robin pushed aside the few dirt clumps and twigs hiding Regina’s heart and handed it over. Unfortunately, she arrived at the scene about 2.5 seconds too late, but then…BOOM character development. Instead of burning him to a crisp, Regina’s main concern was the safety of everyone at the site. If you don’t already love Regina I gently recommend that get aboard this ship because in her circumstance it would take the utmost strength to be concerned for others when her life is literally in someone else’s hands.
We flash back to Cora at ye olde hole in the wall tavern where she meets a man who tells her he’s a prince and they declare their marriage right then and there but not before Cora invites herself to spend the night with him (pretty scandalous for what’s supposed to be a family show). We find out that he tricked her and that he is just a gardener and apparently that one night of consummating the marriage landed Cora in a one stop shop to babyland. So here we finally see Zelena’s father but then the storyline gets even more fun and sexually perverted! When Cora realizes shes lost her chance at fame and fortune, she comes across Prince Leopold (the one Cora’s 18 year old daughter was forced into marrying? YES…that one) and he falls in love with her after she woos him by making a bonfire in the woods…..
Meanwhile back in real time, the gang is having a sexy seance (yes, I’m referring to Regina’s shirt which seems to be losing more and more buttons every episode) as her, Emma (Jennifer Morrison), Snow (Ginnifer Goodwin), Charming (Josh Dallas), and Hook (Colin O’Donoghue) get cozy around the murder weapon being used to summon the woman thats ruined the lives of half the people in the room. When Regina comes in with her poison tea they all hold hands and turn off the lights and summon a purplish blue CGI portal in the ceiling. It soon closes when Hook (who invited him anyway?) bumps the table when he was readjusting his spandex and leather causing Regina to plummet into a whirlpool of rejection and abandonment.
I had to pause at this moment and think of just how far our two leading ladies have come in their relationship and really think about how much its going to continue to grow. Cora manages to get to Snow and shares with her the story of her past. When Regina manages to magic blast her away, the rest of the gang shows up and Snow reveals what she’s learned.
We find out that Ava (Snow’s mother) was the one who tattled on Cora being pregnant to Leopold and was the reason they never ended up together. After Emma dumbly questions that she thought they were the good guys (come on, really?), Regina says that nothing is that simple. They manage to collectively put things together and realize Zelena is trying to create a spell to go back in time to kill Ava. Surprisingly it’s Charming who puts the last piece together and realizes Zelena needs their baby to succeed. What a surprise, another baby being whisked away! Such a new concept to the show! Speaking of the Wicked Witch, we get to see the most awkward scene in the history of television play out between her and the puppet monkey as she forces him to have dinner with her. This soon turns into the most uncomfortable and sexual makeout scene (once again…what happened to the family show?) and ends with Zelena realizing he was just trying to get the dagger and crying about her lost love.
Overall Episode Grade: A-