Review: 'Fifty Shades Darker' is Mainly Unsatisfying

Scott Carney ’18/ Emertainment Monthly Staff Writer
Fifty Shades Darker…. What is there really to say? Everyone going to see this movie is either a fan of the steamy sex scenes from El James’s Twilight fan fiction turned bestselling novels or the hokey dialogue that is good for a laugh. The major problem of the first film was that it didn’t quite go all the way with either factors leaving a film that, instead of being overly sexy or humorous, was just plain boring. Darker, while a slight improvement over its precursor, still suffers from the same faults.
This film picks up where the first film left off with billionaire Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) attempting to woo back his lover, professional lip biter Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson). Despite Christian’s creepy possessive behavior towards her, Anastasia chooses to return to him because, well, he’s hot. From there, the two encounter various obstacles to their relationship, including Anastasia’s lustful boss (Eric Johnson), a former lover of Grey’s now stalking Anastasia (Bella Heathcoate), and Grey himself who struggles to move past his abusive sexual desires and have a normal, loving relationship. Oh, and the plot also involves a helicopter crash, a birthday party, and Christian’s mother’s friend (Kim Basinger) who molested him as a teen and also wants to sabotage him and Anastasia’s relationship. All of these various plots leave the film feeling overstuffed. The conclusions of the majority of these storylines don’t really matter to the arcs of the two leads. Still, it is hard to criticize the film for these plots since it seems they are all lifted from the source material. The filmmakers probably did the best they could with what they had. However, this series did not become a phenomenon based on its plotting, so how are the scenes that drew people to this series in the first place? Like the first film, the sex scenes are kinky but also relatively tame considering the book series prided itself on its graphic sexual content. Thus, the whole idea of a film adaptation seems a little counterproductive since it’s toning down what made it so popular.
Still, at the end of the day, this is a Fifty Shades movie and even the stuff that’s good is mainly just in comparison with the first film. Definitely an improvement, but I suspect the majority of audience members will leave feeling unsatisfied.
Overall Grade: C-
Watch The Trailer: [embedyt] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnLqJLeTMVU[/embedyt]